Thursday, October 30, 2014

A Deer Morning


Yawn.

Munch. Crunch. Slurp.


Crunch. Slurp. Munch. 


Helen: "Hi, Maude."

Maude: "Hi, Helen."

Helen: "Have you seen Chuck around?"

Maude: "I haven't seen hide nor hair nor antler of him or any of his friends."

Helen: "Humph. That's weird."


Munch. Crunch. Slurp.


Slurp. Munch. Crunch.


Maude with mouth full: "These woods sure have been quiet."

Munch. Slurp. Crunch. Slurp. Munch. Crunch.


"Hey, Chuck, is that you and your friends?"



"Chuck?"


"Must be my nerves this time of the year.
I gotta get over this paranoia thing.
I feel I'm being watched whenever I eat.
What's up with that?"


Crunch. Munch. Slurp 


"I need a nap."

Burp.

1 comment:

Shirley Vandyke said...

Nice story of Chuck and Maude.